Bad Date Joke
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Bad Date Joke has 7 facts recorded in Dontopedia across 1 reference, with 1 live disagreement.
Mostly:content(4), rdf:type(1), based on(1)
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| Predicate | Value | Ref |
|---|---|---|
| Content | I went on a date last week and it was so bad, I think I'd rather get a root canal without anesthesia | [1] |
| Content | I mean, who tries to order for someone else at a restaurant? | [1] |
| Content | I'll have the salmon, and you'll have the chicken | [1] |
| Content | No, I'll have the dignity, and you can have the awkward silence | [1] |
| Rdf:type | Joke | [1] |
| Based on | Bad Date Experience | [1] |
| Technique | exaggeration | [1] |
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[Session date: 2023/05/22 (Mon) 20:25] User: I'm looking for some comedy writing tips. I've been taking a stand-up comedy class and I'm trying to come up with some new material. Do you have any advice on how to write a good joke? Oh, and by…
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