Fetched Ago Function
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Fetched Ago Function has 12 facts recorded in Dontopedia across 1 reference.
Mostly:computes seconds(1), handles sub day(1), handles sub hour(1)
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exportsFunctionExports Function(1)
- Fetched Ago Js Body
ex:fetched-ago-js-body
Other facts (12)
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| Predicate | Value | Ref |
|---|---|---|
| Computes Seconds | Seconds Variable | [1] |
| Handles Sub Day | X hours ago | [1] |
| Handles Sub Hour | X minutes ago | [1] |
| Handles Sub Minute | X seconds ago | [1] |
| Handles Zero Seconds | a second ago | [1] |
| Has Conditional If Seconds Zero | return \"a second ago\"" | [1] |
| Has Conditional Seconds Less Than3600 | var minutes = Math.floor(seconds / 60); return minutes + \" minutes ago\"" | [1] |
| Has Conditional Seconds Less Than60 | return seconds + \" seconds ago\"" | [1] |
| Has Conditional Seconds Less Than86400 | var hours = Math.floor(seconds / 3600); return hours + \" hours ago\"" | [1] |
| Has Else Clause | var days = Math.floor(seconds / 864 | [1] |
| Takes Parameter | Date Parameter | [1] |
| Uses Current Date | New Date | [1] |
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ctx:discord/blah/omega/part-1188
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