Java Glasses Joke

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Java Glasses Joke has 7 facts recorded in Dontopedia across 1 reference, with 1 live disagreement.

7 facts·6 predicates·1 sources·1 in dispute

Mostly:references programming language(2), has category(1), has full text(1)

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7 facts

Predicate	Value	Ref
References Programming Language	Java	[1]
References Programming Language	C#	[1]
Has Category	tech	[1]
Has Full Text	Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#!	[1]
Has Punchline	Because they don't C#!	[1]
Has Setup	Why do Java developers wear glasses?	[1]
Puns on Programming Languages	null	[1]

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7 undated

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hasCategoryblah/omega/part-66

tech

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hasFullTextblah/omega/part-66

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#!

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hasPunchlineblah/omega/part-66

Because they don't C#!

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hasSetupblah/omega/part-66

Why do Java developers wear glasses?

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null

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Java

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References (1)

1 references

[1]Part 667 facts
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