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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!

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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered! has 6 facts recorded in Dontopedia across 2 references.

6 facts·4 predicates·2 sources

Mostly:rdf:type(2), category(1), setup(1)

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Rdf:typeJoke[1]
Rdf:typeJoke[2]
Categorydad[1]
SetupI'm afraid for the calendar.[1]
PunchlineIts days are numbered![1]

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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!
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dad
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I'm afraid for the calendar.
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Its days are numbered!
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ex:Joke

References (2)

2 references
  1. [1]665 facts
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      [2025-11-15 14:11] omega [bot]: **🔧 Tool 1/2: tellJoke** **Arguments:** ```json { "category": "random" } ``` **Result:** ```json { "joke": "There's no place like 127.0.0.1!", "category": "oneliners", "setup": "There's no place like
  2. [2]651 fact
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      [2025-11-15 13:50] omega [bot]: **🔧 Tool 1/2: tellJoke** **Arguments:** ```json { "category": "random" } ``` **Result:** ```json { "joke": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?\n\nNacho cheese!", "category": "classic", "setup"

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